But were you able to decode the entirety of his statement?If so, I'm impressed, and you should definitely feel free to read something else now. To help, I've compiled a list of sexual and romantic terminology commonly used in online sexual and romantic interactions, creating an abbreviated "sexicon," printed below.Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down. The first mistake was hunting down a phone number on Facebook like Joey Greco from Cheaters but that’s a whole other set of issues.Her text was “UGH” and he responded with the word “Pic.” Was she really going to say “Wow, this stalker found my number, revealed who he was to my dismay, and now he wants a provocative picture of me? ” To make matters even worse, he waits ten hours or so and this time puts PIC in all caps like maybe yelling it in her face will change her mind.(This material is pulled primarily from my recently released book Closer Together, Further Apart, coauthored with Dr.
She even put a Net Nanny on my Droid." Most likely, if you're at all involved with life online, you deciphered at least the basics of this individual's situation -- he's cheating on his wife, one of his girlfriends is doing a modern-day impersonation of Glenn Close in and his wife is catching on to the fact that he may not be holding up his end of their marital fidelity pact. )…or if this i not your thing, we can just get drunk and have mad, passionate sex! i am being bold and leaving u my number.me 702 — —-! Read also: Anatomy of a Dick Pic: The Journey From Breitbart's Phone to the World dunno. "…i do this about once a week (you can tell i am a very exciting girl! you'd be surprised how big' September 22, 2010 LW: i am drunk and thinking about you…what have u done u done to me? If not then you might as well just text random numbers and hope someone is impressed: 2. According to the dozens of girls I’ve spoken to about this, it’s crazy how eager guys are to send a picture of their penis to just about anyone who will look.It’s not even in the heat of sexting, it’s almost a conversation starter for some guys, like a coffee table book; a horrible, flaccid coffee table book.